香港的海外殖民地成立啦！新新界

我在此以至誠宣誓，香港剛在海外領佔了的一個無人小島，原名叫尖閣列島，現取名為＂新新界＂，正式成為香港境界的一部分。

I now declared the island just captured by the Hong Kong people yesterday (originally called Senkaku Islands) is now named “New New Territories“, as part of Hong Kong.

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