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Renew my lan cheow[即"penis"，福建話 ], ok?
The other day, I got see the Strait Time say the PAP[即"人民行動黨"] and the gahmen [即"government"] (they are the same thing) is like to do something call Retire, Refresh and Renew.
This is I think a fucking hao lian[傲慢地炫耀，類近廣東話的"演野"，福建話] way to say Look! We always got change our MP one, let the old one retire to enjoy their million dollar salary, and let the new young punk come out to show they can also be gahmen.
Fuck your mother backside lah. Renew my lan cheow, ok? If they really believe in the new blood, how come still got Lau Lee [我想應指前總理及內閣資政"李光耀"] and Lau Goh[我想應指前總理"吳作楝"] still there? Where is the Retire part?
Even go and find one Refresh President also cannot, have to keep a 80 plus old man who want to long long want to Retire as president. Where is the Renew?... ...